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And the winner is…

Yes, there was a winner in the official Planet3rry Ass Mirror contest. The finalists were:

Stacie: with Tuesday and No Flaws

DPeach: with Tuesday and something wrong

So this is how I see the package on the porch

mirror

You can see that the box isn’t all that pristine and check out this picture… the mirror is just SCREAMING to be an Ass mirror. See that “crack” between the L and A?

close up

Once inside the house, I proceeded to open it like a surgeon (cut for the very first time) to ensure that IF I found something wrong with it, I could repackage it really easy. Although I am a pro at packaging this item… *sigh*

Unveiling

So far so good. (on a side note, you can see the waterfall of blood from The Younger from the other night… like Stacie… my kids have been having nosebleeds, but for different reasons).

further packaging

Despite the styrofoam being broken in a couple of places, the mirror was in decent shape. Plus the new color we got was much more appealing.

awwwww man

But WAIT! What’s this? What is that light spot on the wood next to the mirror? A blemish! MOTHERF$#*&$#*&$! darn.

That’s right… the mirror did have a blemish on it. It’s noticeable but not terrible. My Lovely and Talented Wife decided that she can live with the blemish and here it is in all its GLORY [Trumpet Sound]:

fini

Excuse the mess… it was a Man Work Zone. The place it much cleaner… except that The Kids found a new mess to make.

So that makes the Winner DPEACH

And tell them Kent what DPEACH has won!!!

“Well, Melman, DPEACH has won exactly ONE box of Snapple’s Orange-inality Herbal Tea! That’s Right! DPEACH gets his very own 20 pack of nutritious and delicious tea for his very own brewing please. Not only do these tea bags brew a nice cup of tea, but the leaves are biodegradable and make a great mulch.”

So Thanks for playing… Stay Tuned for the Next Contest Brought to You by Kent and Melman!

Quick Contest

According to QVC, our Glass Mirror has shipped. It was shipped on Thursday via UPS. Here’s the simple contest:

1) What Day will it arrive?

2) Will there be anything wrong with the order?

Entries are in the form of a comment to this Blog Entry. One response per person. People matching both questions will win something yet to be determined. Winner will have to supply me with their address if you want your prize, which I may use to my advantage at a later day… MUHAHAHAHAHHA!

I can tell you right now that My Lovely and Talented Wife’s entry would be:

1) Yesterday

2) Hell NO!

Sent Back

Okay, we sent back our Mirror…

outgoing

Our New Mirror

We received our replacement mirror for the Ass Mirror that we received that was damaged. This time we did get what we ordered a “Glass Mirror”

mirror

Unfortunately, like an Ass, this had a real crack in it *roll eyes*.

crack

So I had to call QVC Customer Service (which gets a 5-star rating from me!) and had to repackage the mirror *sigh*, and have to take it to UPS Store *heavy sigh* and have to wait for the next one to come in!*super duper heavy sigh and shoulder drop*
*perks up* OH OH OH OH! But that sounds like a Damn Good Contest!!!*giddy as a school girl*