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	<itunes:summary>Gravity@1053&#039; is the audio supplement to my running blog at planet3rry.com. I live in Knoxville Tennessee and try to record while I am on the run in my scruffy little city. My goals are to finish the marathon distance in under 4 hours and to explore my limits by seeing how far I go in ultramarathoning and dabbling in Ironman distance triathlons.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Apologies to Richard B. Smith (1901-1935)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 14:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Running in a Springtime Waterland Alarm clock rings, are you listening, In the lane, street is glistening A horrible sight, It rained last tonight. Running in a Springtime waterland. Gone away is the snowbird, Here to stay is a blue bird He sings a love song, As I contemplate, Running in a Springtime waterland. In [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Alarm clock rings, are you listening,<br />
In the lane, street is glistening<br />
A horrible sight,<br />
It rained last tonight.<br />
Running in a Springtime waterland.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Gone away is the snowbird,<br />
Here to stay is a blue bird<br />
He sings a love song,<br />
As I contemplate,<br />
Running in a Springtime waterland.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">In the greenway creek, we can cross train by swimming<br />
Then pretend that he is Race Director Brown<br />
He&#8217;ll say: Are you Trained?<br />
We&#8217;ll say: No man,<br />
But we&#8217;re trying to get it done<br />
When it&#8217;s dry in town.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Later on, we&#8217;ll conspire,<br />
As we surf by the notebook<br />
To face unafraid,<br />
The runs that we&#8217;ve made,<br />
Running in a Springtime waterland.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">On the trail we can trudge through the mud,<br />
And pretend we&#8217;re a thoroughbred at The Downs<br />
We&#8217;ll have lots of fun going through the woods,<br />
Pretending we win the Triple Crown.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">When it rains, ain&#8217;t it irritating,<br />
&#8216;Cause your nose gets a sniffle<br />
We&#8217;ll visit and pay, our medical co-pay,<br />
Running in a Springtime waterland.</p>
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		<title>Germ Wars</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2005 01:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our battle rages on&#8230; us vs the germs. We are still sick, although Eric is out in the clear now. He only has some drainage now, mainly due to our temperature changes. I am getting there. My fever broke Monday night and I felt better on Tuesday. Today, the congestion is starting to dry up. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our battle rages on&#8230; us vs the germs. We are still sick, although Eric is out in the clear now. He only has some drainage now, mainly due to our temperature changes. I am getting there. My fever broke Monday night and I felt better on Tuesday. Today, the congestion is starting to dry up. I can&apos;t cough up as much phlegm but I can still feel it moving around in my chest. I think I am going to take hit of Xopenex from the nebulizer tonight, that should do the trick. Jen, the late bloomer, is on medication right now that she was prescribed yesterday.</p>
<p>Yesterday&#8230;<br />
Yesterday, we went to the doctor&apos;s place<br />
to see our preborn&apos;s baby face<br />
Oh, I believe in yesterday.</p>
<p>Suddenly, Jen P became sickie,<br />
Dr. Fields prescibed some meddie.<br />
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.</p>
<p>Walgreens wouldn&apos;t tell us how long to wait.<br />
And we had errands to run for yesterday.</p>
<p>Yesterday, our sicknesses started to go away.<br />
That have no place to hide away.<br />
Oh, I believe it was yesterday.</p>
<p>Take one pill, twice a day.<br />
for seven days, starting yesterday.</p>
<p>Yesterday, germs had such an easy game to play.<br />
Now they just need to go away.<br />
Oh, I believe in yesterday.<br />
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm.</p>
<p>Jen is on a six/seven day regiment of medication. She doesn&apos;t seem to get the same &#8220;bugs&#8221; that Eric and I get. I almost get what Eric has shortly after he has it. Jen may or may not get that, or get something complete different. All I can say it that I am glad I do not have the sore throat! </p>
<p>I think I will be well enough to run tomorrow. I chose not to swim today, again it is cold here and I didn&apos;t want to walk back to the office with damp hair. So, it will have been 7 whole days since the last time I ran. I know that it will have some effect on my performance at the marathon, however, I am glad that I did Myrtle Beach. Speaking of Myrtle Beach, I have pictures from the marathon. If you are in my website, click the running link at the top of screen and then to Myrtle Beach, if you are accessing this directly from LiveJournal, click the My Website link and follow the rest of the instruction.</p>
<p>We have a few pictures of Baby Incognito and I will post them when I get them scanned. We had a quick appointment yesterday, but everything looked good. The baby looked big!</p>
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