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And the winner is

WE have a Wiener Winner to the 2008 Spring Sprint 5k Guess My Time contest.

The wiener winner with a SPOT ON time of 24:12 finishing time is:

HALLIE

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The Wonderful World of Winners Wieners

Hallisicle wins the GOLD AMC movie pass because she hit my official time right on the head. Hallisicle just needs to provide her mailing address so that I can have countless credit card applications the tickets sent to her home.

Thank you for all those that played. There will be another contest going up TODAY, since it’s RACE WEEK and I have TWO races this coming up weekend!


Win This

Wow… the number of guesses on my current Guess My Time is so, uh, overwhelming. As I write this, there are 3 entries. One was even phoned in last night as he has a commenting mental block that he needs to sort out. You can do it!

So… I guess I better ante up and make the prize something worth winning.

Hey! Hello in there. Hey! What’s so important? What you got here that’s worth living for winning?

… tr … oooo …. luv… mmilll…un.. buu…kks

True love. Million Bucks. You heard him. You could not ask for a more noble cause than that.

Sonny, true love million bucks is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT, a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They’re so perky, I love that. But that’s not what he said. He distinctly said “to blave. movie pass” And, as we all know, “to blave movie pass” means “to bluff watch a movie for free.”

So, here’s the deal. You guess correctly… you get TWO, count them, TWO Silver Passes to an AMC theatre. And if you guess the time spot on, you will get TWO GOLD Passes in place of the Silver passes. And we all know that Gold is always better than Silver. Well, except for killing werewolves.

Prize for you

So, Go Here… so the book keeper can keep your entry straight and GUESS MY TIME for this week’s Spring Sprint 5k.

I’m sending RedHeadEditor to see what the Over/Under line is in Vegas.


It’s Race Week

It’s Race Week!!! This Saturday Morning is the Spring Sprint 5k and I am pretty darn excited. This is my FIRST 5k since Dec 2nd 2007 when I ran the Reindeer Run 5k.

My training will be a little altered for this week as I go into a mini-taper mode in preparations for race morning.

And this is a great lead in for a GUESS MY TIME contest! That’s right, you get to guess my finishing time for this coming up 5k race. The closest person WITHOUT going over will win something, I go through and see what kinda crap I got… or maybe I’ll get something from MyCokeRewards.com since I still have a couple thousand points and they haven’t restocked with the super nice stuff yet. Winners will have to submit their postal address to me, which I will use for purposes of shipping their prize and ruling the world.

Official Entry consists of leaving a comment to this entry. As long as comments are open and results have not been posted, you can submit your entry. Winners who guess my time exactly, will get something special… like maybe an 8×10 signed portrait… great for dart boards.

So here is some running history for you to help make your decision:

Spring Sprints:

Date Time Place Finishers Age Group
Mar-18-2000 22:51 72 220 3
Mar-17-2001 31:51 181 205
Mar-16-2002 24:02 55 144 3
Mar-15-2003 24:32 70 173 8
Apr-3-2004 24:03 63 157 11
Apr-14-2007 23:46 61 214 8

First 5ks of the Year:

Race Date Time Place Finishers Age Group
Love Your Library Mar-7-1998 24:12
Greenways Apr-3-1999 25:29 109 191 6
Love Your Library Feb-12-2000 27:16 58 74 11
Spring Sprint Mar-17-2001 31:51 181 205
Spring Sprint Mar-16-2002 24:02 55 144 3
Spring Sprint Mar-15-2003 24:32 70 173 8
Spring Sprint Apr-3-2004 24:03 63 157 11
Run for the Deaf May-7-2005 24:01 38 111 1
Spring Sprint Apr-14-2007 23:46 61 214 8

If you would like to see my training schedule you can go to my BuckeyeOutdoors Training Log.


And the winner is…

Yes, there was a winner in the official Planet3rry Ass Mirror contest. The finalists were:

Stacie: with Tuesday and No Flaws

DPeach: with Tuesday and something wrong

So this is how I see the package on the porch

mirror

You can see that the box isn’t all that pristine and check out this picture… the mirror is just SCREAMING to be an Ass mirror. See that “crack” between the L and A?

close up

Once inside the house, I proceeded to open it like a surgeon (cut for the very first time) to ensure that IF I found something wrong with it, I could repackage it really easy. Although I am a pro at packaging this item… *sigh*

Unveiling

So far so good. (on a side note, you can see the waterfall of blood from The Younger from the other night… like Stacie… my kids have been having nosebleeds, but for different reasons).

further packaging

Despite the styrofoam being broken in a couple of places, the mirror was in decent shape. Plus the new color we got was much more appealing.

awwwww man

But WAIT! What’s this? What is that light spot on the wood next to the mirror? A blemish! MOTHERF$#*&$#*&$! darn.

That’s right… the mirror did have a blemish on it. It’s noticeable but not terrible. My Lovely and Talented Wife decided that she can live with the blemish and here it is in all its GLORY [Trumpet Sound]:

fini

Excuse the mess… it was a Man Work Zone. The place it much cleaner… except that The Kids found a new mess to make.

So that makes the Winner DPEACH

And tell them Kent what DPEACH has won!!!

“Well, Melman, DPEACH has won exactly ONE box of Snapple’s Orange-inality Herbal Tea! That’s Right! DPEACH gets his very own 20 pack of nutritious and delicious tea for his very own brewing please. Not only do these tea bags brew a nice cup of tea, but the leaves are biodegradable and make a great mulch.”

So Thanks for playing… Stay Tuned for the Next Contest Brought to You by Kent and Melman!


Quick Contest

According to QVC, our Glass Mirror has shipped. It was shipped on Thursday via UPS. Here’s the simple contest:

1) What Day will it arrive?

2) Will there be anything wrong with the order?

Entries are in the form of a comment to this Blog Entry. One response per person. People matching both questions will win something yet to be determined. Winner will have to supply me with their address if you want your prize, which I may use to my advantage at a later day… MUHAHAHAHAHHA!

I can tell you right now that My Lovely and Talented Wife’s entry would be:

1) Yesterday

2) Hell NO!


And the winner is…

Leesa with

Daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…………..give me back my Sharpeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

sharpie

Leesa is referencing the “Sharpie Incident” when my kids got ahold of a bag of sharpies and proceed to draw on themselves, the walls, floors, sofa, etc…

Funny now. Not funny then.

 

 

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Thank you for all those who voted. You can see the voting results here.

Leesa wins a FREE online calendar from Page-A-Day. Everyday she’ll get a new email based on the calendar that she chooses. I have one and chose “Jokes 2008″ which produces groaners such as:

Max at the therapist’s

Therapist: Why did you stop playing the piano?

Max: Because they laughed and laughed when I sat down to play.

Therapist: Why did they do that?

Max: No bench.

She’ll get to chose from this list of calendars. And even though it’s already February (IT’S ALREADY FEBRUARY?) she’ll be able to get “back issues” of the email.

choices


Vote Now

VOTE NOW! Voting Open until Feb 3rd 11:59pm

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Caption This


Don’t Forget

There’s some great submissions for the CAPTION THIS contest. It’s not too late. I’ll close the captions in a couple of hours, so play now for your chance to win… something.


Contest: Caption THIS!

Here is my first attempt at a Caption THIS contest, hopefully it won’t end up as a trainwreck. But there is a prize at stake, so you got to bring your game. This is how it’s going to work:

  • Submissions for the contest will be accepted via the Comment Section at the bottom of this post (you can’t miss it).
  • I will keep comments open until Wednesday January 30th 2008 1pm Eastern, at which point I will close comments
  • A poll will be created for YOU the reader to vote on which caption is the best. I’ll let you know how long voting will be up when the time comes.
  • At the end of the voting period, the votes will be tabulated and the winner announced.

I have in my mind that the winner will be announce Monday Feb 4th, since that will be after the Supertastic Bowlerific game is played.

Your captions should either be what the subject is thinking/saying OR you can the picture as an advertisement and use a witty tagline.

You can submit comments as long as they are open. If you’ve never submitted a comment before (shame on you) and be aware that I moderate your very first comment. Once I approve your comment (really the email address) your comments will show up automatically. But before I approve your comment, it’s held in my virtual Comment Death Row until I provide the Stay of Execution.

I have the right to delete any submission that is in bad taste – but most things will be okay.

Caption THIS

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