That’s My (FREE) Stapler

The 1999 movie Office Space really has some sustain substance to it. I mean… “does someone have the case of the Mondays?” and, Dr. Cox was in there and Orlando Jones of Sprite Commercial Fame is there and that girl from that show about friends or something and there’s the sit-com “The Office”. But I think that Milton:


was the most memorable. How often does a character essentially Brand a company into our brains (except for Duff Man, of course)… especially when it comes to office products? As far as I know, I don’t have a brand of 3-Ring Binder in my head but I do for staplers… SWINGLINE.

they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler…

So here is YOUR chance to get a free Swingline Stapler. It’s a ridiculously easy survey ( to take so you better hurry!

About planet3rry

I'm a husband, father and runner in the Knoxville area. I love the way that running makes me feel and how it has changed my thinking. I am always looking for the new PR whether in the 5k or the marathon