No, that handsome fellow is not me, I was going for that there was so much “red tape” with a Government contract that you could make a dress out of it (or other fashionable clothes). The dude in the picture is actually a Duct Tape Guru and has workshops on how to make Duct Tape clothing and other accessories (such as wallets).

I did find another site that had red duct tape clothing, HERE is the link. [ed. Thanks Leesa for the heads up on the link!] Now, it’s a woman’s top (I could tell from the larger protrusions in the chest area… I’m smurt) but the dude is wearing in it to give himself some man-boobs. Anyway, the cool thing was that the post below it had running bibs!

On a side note: If my daughter went to the prom in a red duct tape dress, I would approve it. Just think how hard it would be to get out of it. Hmmmm… but if you are a determined horny master of duct tape, you will find a way…