Despite the fact that The Elder has the First ER Trip Award, The Younger has captured the coveted First Stitches Award.
In a acrobatic move called the Backwards Chair Drop, The Younger won the First Stitches Award by using the back of the chair as a buffer from the hardwood floor.
The Younger lost no points in Choreography as his performance did not result in a concussion. For his efforts, he left East Tennessee Children’s Hospital with 3 stitches and a Mayfield Cherry Popsicle. Of course, when all is said and done, that was “One Pricey Popsicle”
Neither The Elder nor The Younger would comment on the First Broken Bone Award…