You want to see what I am not giving My Lovely and Talented Wife? In fact, I was thanked (and not with black eyes) for not getting a gift for her, so there is no way that I am going to give it to her.
I’ll link it here so that you all can see what I was going to give to her and if she finds it, great!
The Fox Follows the Sparrow to the Green Sea
It’s a PDF file and will open in a new Browser Window/Tab